applecameron: Marvel Girl "Fear Me" LJ icon (marvelgirl-jean16)
applecameron ([personal profile] applecameron) wrote2003-09-09 11:42 pm

For that, I would watch

For no good reason I can ascertain, I've seen the past couple episodes of Smallville. Michael Rosenbaum and John Glover are both hot enough to melt butter (I fell for JG when he played the Devil on Brimstone -- I swear to Christ, one of the funniest things I've ever seen is the Devil singing about gonorrhea), but I've never been a fan of the show or anything. I just know enough to get in trouble, right?

So, there's this arc starting, I guess, with Chloe (the only interesting character) and getting seduced to the dark side or something, and I have to admit, when I saw Luthor pere standing in the journalism office with Chloe, starting to suck on her soul, I sat up and took notice.

Corrupting youth. Power-dynamic relationship stuff. I mean, if *I* were a bad guy (and the world should subside me to stay good, y'know, like farmer's subsidies for *not* growing crops?), I'd be casting a 'romance' in her direction.

The big bad billionaire 'smitten' with this young, heartfelt, idealistic journalist barely-post-jailbait. Telling others he just wants to 'nurture' her talent, but 'obviously' caring just a little more than a mere mentor should. Maybe even let her think she's rubbed off on him. The way to a woman's heart is through her heart, you know. She could fall for him just for being 'open and vulnerable' to her.

And it would all be a plot to steal her soul. *dark, knowing chuckle*

Sexy stuff.

'Course, now that I've mentioned that gonorrhea singing thing, I may have to haul out my tapes of Brimstone and find that episode.

[identity profile] tanacawyr.livejournal.com 2003-09-09 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[...] (and the world should subside me to stay good, y'know, like farmer's subsidies for *not* growing crops?) [...]

I LOVE this.

I deserve subsidies!

[identity profile] applecameron.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I *should* get subsidizied for not using my immense powers for evil. I really should!

Re: I deserve subsidies!

[identity profile] tanacawyr.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
There's got to be a word for that.

Um, let me think.

*think think think*

Ah, yes.

"Blackmail." :-)

Re: I deserve subsidies!

[identity profile] applecameron.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well when you put it *that* way....yes.

Re: I deserve subsidies!

[identity profile] tanacawyr.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I REALLY wanna caption your icon, "Fearing me would be a good idea."

Re: I deserve subsidies!

[identity profile] applecameron.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Go for it.

Try the marvel girl icon if the apple doesn't work. Or even design something new.

Re: I deserve subsidies!

[identity profile] applecameron.livejournal.com 2003-09-10 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Right on.

(I can see I need to dye my hair back to red to match.)

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and say "hey, cool".