OK, *this* is funny

Queer Eye for the Undead Guy

I hooted with laughter, yes, yes, *hooted*. Just like a small, deranged, possibly toxic bird from somewhere in the Everglades. Or maybe Detroit.

Link snagged from shellmidwife.

One 'Captain Blood' PWP later

(That's a Monty Python in-joke, because I'm like that.)

Now, where shall I put the darn thing? The longer one is still in progress. Gee, is anyone working on, say, a pirate fic archive?