Turning a meme on its head, for fun

Four lies and one truth about me. I'm made up quasi-Trivial Pursuit categories for them:

Music: My voice range is almost-but-not-quite 3 octaves.

Art: I adore Picasso's 'Guernica'.

Literature (sort of ): I wrote Due South slash for two zines, back in the day.

Sports: I was frequently picked last for sports, although team sports were not big at my school, which, I think, minimized emotional scarring.

Science and Nature: I've been sucked on by a leech - but not as a medical procedure! *Shudder*

( click here to learn the truth! If you dare... )