insert sound of laughter here

Weenie Babies


I must, I MUST have Morty Moose. Absolutely. No question about it. MUST MUST MUST.

now I understand

I've been doing more reading than posting and am fighting the nigh-irrespressible urge to say 'hi' to everyone on my friendslist, etc., so, instead, I'll take 5 minutes and write some smut. Or something.

*shuffles cards* (those of you who know me IRL have seen this act before)

....now, bear in mind that I don't have my Tarot Cards of Loooooove on me at the moment, I'm using a miniature deck of cards for Hearts that came with a bottle of chewable children's vitamins. Your mileage may vary.

*turns over one card*

*looks confused*

Oookay, it's the six of horseshoes....I'm not sure how to interpret that one.

(Chance from Strange Luck? Shit, that's a toughie, do I remember any of the other characters? Maybe I'll get lucky with a crossover -- get it? Lucky? Ha-ha, I kill myself, I'm so funny.)

(Didn't someone do an X-Files reference on that show, once? Or was it a fic?)

*turns over a second card*

Huh. The six of rabbits. (Rabbits, rabbits....Rabbits? Who the fuck does rabbits mean?)

And, the twelve of shamrocks.

I give up. I've no idea. See, if I had my Tarot Cards of Looooooooove, my fanfic Tarot, this would be meaningful. I swear. I'm completely at a loss. The muse, she is looking at my cards, then at me, then at my cards, then at me. You get the picture.

Maybe she's just stoned.

Screw it, I'll just write some Stargate SG-1.

( Time for Munchies )