Billy-Bob and Billy-Joe go out on their boat, loaded down with beer and Billy-Joe's sister (also, Billy-Bob's girlfriend) Dierdre Ann's kitten. (Because it was meowing when they left the trailer, so Billy-Joe tucked it under his arm.)
Billy-Bob: *drinks much beer*
Billy-Joe: *drinks much beer*
[Dierdre Ann: Comes home and finds kitten missing, beer gone, and a note instructing her to 'keep dinner warm'. DA cusses out her no-good family, says "I'll warm you, asshole", packs her things, burns the trailer to the ground, clears out Billy-Bob's bank account [$252.17] and buys a one-way ticket to San Francisco.)
Meanwhile...back on the boat...
Billy-Bob: Let's throw the cat overboard!
Billy-Joe: Sure!
(a la Beavis, et al): "Kitten Baseball! Huh-huh, huh, huh-huh."
Kitten lobbed overboard.
Lightning strikes boat, burning everything and everyone to a crisp.
Kitten: Yaaaay! Fuckers.
Diedre Ann (on her way to SF): Fuck you for messing with my cat!
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on 2004-07-15 10:03 pm (UTC)You know some cretin tossed the poor guy overboard expecting him to drown. He probably was one of a litter and the only one to survive.
*sniffle*
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on 2004-07-15 10:03 pm (UTC)No way, Jose!
on 2004-07-16 05:11 am (UTC)Billy-Bob and Billy-Joe go out on their boat, loaded down with beer and Billy-Joe's sister (also, Billy-Bob's girlfriend) Dierdre Ann's kitten. (Because it was meowing when they left the trailer, so Billy-Joe tucked it under his arm.)
Billy-Bob: *drinks much beer*
Billy-Joe: *drinks much beer*
[Dierdre Ann: Comes home and finds kitten missing, beer gone, and a note instructing her to 'keep dinner warm'. DA cusses out her no-good family, says "I'll warm you, asshole", packs her things, burns the trailer to the ground, clears out Billy-Bob's bank account [$252.17] and buys a one-way ticket to San Francisco.)
Meanwhile...back on the boat...
Billy-Bob: Let's throw the cat overboard!
Billy-Joe: Sure!
(a la Beavis, et al): "Kitten Baseball! Huh-huh, huh, huh-huh."
Kitten lobbed overboard.
Lightning strikes boat, burning everything and everyone to a crisp.
Kitten: Yaaaay! Fuckers.
Diedre Ann (on her way to SF): Fuck you for messing with my cat!