(SV) B5: The Ice Cream Files (R, dialogue, Marcus/Neroon)

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The Ice Cream Files
by SV
Archived by author's permission



M/M, Neroon/Marcus, humor, series of vignettes, with dairy products.
Moo.

Blame it on the rain, baby.

* Ice Cream
* Hot Fudge, Son of Ice Cream
* Minbari Warrior Crunch
* Revenge, Hot or Cold?

Part 1: Ice Cream

"Neroon, what are you doing?"
"An ancient ceremony from your planet. I read about it in something called the MCEB archive."
"Hey! That's cold!"
"Lie still, or I shall have to restrain you."
"Oh, and wouldn't that be a shame? Hey! Hey! I was kidding. Ner-oooon!"
"Pity how your humor eludes me so frequently."
"Right."
"Indeed. Where was I?"
"Sarcasm is wasted on you. Where did you get this ice cream from anyway?"
"A group of human females gifted me with it. And this archive."
"Hmph! Well, at least you took all of my clothes off, ice cream can get quite sticky... and my back is cold."
"Hmmm."
"Neroon, the small of my back is *very* co -- oooh. Oh, Neroon."
"Interesting flavor. Stop squirming."
"I can't help it."
"Here."
"Oh, not my legs, too! I won't be able to move at all. Oooooh, Neroon. Lick right there again. OH, god. Mmmmm."
"Very interesting flavor."
"But it's so cold!"
"That's because all your blood has rushed...over here. Nice and warm."
"Oh, Neroon. Oh, yes...put your gauntlets back on, please. You know."
"Yes. I know."
"Ah! Deeper. Oh, yes, your leathers feel so...mmmm, yes. But this ice cream is ridiculous. Why don't you lick all of it off quickly?"
"I have a slow tongue."
"Ha! Right. Nnnnno, put your thumb back in there."
"No."
"Neroon, you are not fucking me with ice cream on my back!"
"Oh, yes I am."
"Oh, god! Neroon!"
"Ah....tasty."
"Don't you dare just stop inside me! Neroon! Don't you dare!"
"But you said you wanted me to lick off all this ice cream. No, you may not move."
"Oh, god, I hate you."
"One lick."
"Yes, just move!"
"And one more lick."
"You're going to kill me if you don't start moving! Death by ice cream! It's barbaric!"
"I could develop quite a taste for this confection, Marcus."
"Grrrr!"
"You're delicious."
"..."
"There, all gone. Quite sweet."
"Now, please, Neroon. PLEASE."
"Hm."
"Oh, yesyesyes."
"..."
"Oh, yes, YES!"
"Ahhhhhh."
"mmm, Neroon."
"Very nice."
"Yes."
"Mm. Thank you. It would be nice if I could move a bit."
"Ah. Yes. Here. Let's turn you over."
"Ah, yes, thank you. Do you have to re-chain my legs? Oh, come on."
"Yes, I do."
"Oh, no. OH, no no no! No, you don't! What, did they give you a whole bucket of the stuff?"
"As a matter of fact, several."

Part 2: Hot Fudge, Son of Ice Cream

"Neroon!"
"Hm. Sticky. Fascinating stuff, this."
"Neroon! Damn it! I'm freezing to death!"
"Can't have that."
"Thank God, he shows sense. Turn me loose!"
"Nonsense."
"Neroon!"
"Did I tell you what else I received from those ladies?"
"N-n-no. Neroon, please."
"This'll warm you up."
"Aigh! Neroon! No, no, my bed! Not the whole thing at once!"
"Too late."
"Oh, this is ridiculous. If I drown in this fudge sauce, it'll be your fault. I'll come back and haunt you."
"Mmm. We'll just have to make sure that doesn't happen. Let me just spread it around a bit. Like so."
"Oh, Neroon...Come down here and spread it around some more."

Part 3: Minbari Warrior Crunch

"Marcus! What in Valen's name are you doing?!"
"Why, Neroon, can't you tell? It's payback time. Just look what I have here...it's a new ice cream from those MCEB ladies. I ran into them earlier today. They've established quite a presence here on the station. Their ship is said to be quite stunning. They gave me a gift."
"What audacity is this! Minbari Warrior Crunch?!"
"Don't hurt yourself, Neroon, I've got you tied down...right where I want you."
Smoldering look: "Impudent--!"
"Yes."
"Young--"
"Indeedy!"
"PUP! Grrr!"
"Oh, Neroon, look at what you made me do! I've spilled ice cream on you. Tut, tut, this will never do. Do hold still."
"GRRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRRR! That's COLD!"
"Ooo, I bet these frozen toffee bits will last a long time. I'll just put it...right here."
"Ik! Marcus...this will require...disciplining later."
"Promises, promises, Neroon. Mm, mm, I love these little crunchies, just deliciously gnawable."
"That's my thigh, Marcus."
"Yes, I know. Oh, just delicious. Revenge is a dish best served frozen, you know."
"The depths of space are quite cold, young Ranger! When you release me--"
"Maybe I won't."
"What did you say?!"
"Here, have some more ice cream. But where to put it?"
"GRRRRrrrrAIGH!"
"Oh, that's a good spot!"

Part 4: Revenge, Hot or Cold?

"It tickles!"
"You're a warrior, live with it."
"And you're doomed. I will get you for this."
"Ah, but first you have to get out, I know the fudge makes it slicker -- "
"Mm-mm."
"But not enough for you to get out."
"And there -- unk! -- is where you are mistaken...lovely....Marcus."
"...Oh dear."
"Humor again? Understatement? You should know better."
"Now, Neroon...Oh, Neroon! No! Do you know how long it took me to get this stuff out of my -- Eep! --"
"There, much better."
"--hair?"
"And did you think I enjoyed scrubbing it out of my crest? Tapioca pudding would've been better. It's heavier. Washes off easier."
"Tapioca, huh? I'll remember that. Your head would make a perfect bowl, you know. Hm. Kiss me like that again."
"No, you kiss me."
"How about we each kiss the other? I am all covered in fudge."
"I noticed."
"You know, we're not going to get away with using the same story as last time to the cleaners."
"What, the enraged Minbari warrior - a private vendatta - and us throwing valued foodstuffs at him before escaping?"
"Hmph. They didn't buy it the first time."
"Ah, well. I shall glower imposingly instead and say nothing."
"That should work....oh yes, bite me right there...oooooh."
"You're delicious with or without toppings."
"Even those little multi-colored sprinkles? I like those."
"Oh, shut up."
"Make me."
"A warrior does not let a challenge pass by."
"oooooo.....YES!"
"Noisy Marcus."
"YES! Yes! Neroon, don't stop! Oh God! YesyesYES!"
"Shhhhhhh."
Mufflemuffle: "Oh GOD! Pantpantpant: How do you DO that?!"
"Years of specialized training."
"Don't you dare stop! Don't you dare! AIIIIIIIII!"
"Marcus Parfait, Marcus Hot Fudge Sundae, Beautiful delicious Marcus, Marcus running hot or cold..."

"ah...mmmm....prrrr...."
"Mm."
"....do it again, Neroon. Please."

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