50 pickup lines (SG-1, OT4, explicit)
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applecameronAuthor: Apple Cameron
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Pairing: OT4
Spoilers: none
Description: oh, whatever
50 lines guaranteed to pick up women
"What's your sign?"
"Ooooo, the classic." Sam was stroking Teal'C's skin with her palm. Not her fingers, her palm, running down his body in a complex circular pattern that meant something to her. Or nothing. She shoved the bedspread down and sat up to look at his body. "I love your skin," came her murmur as she worked with both hands now across the vast expanse of his body.
Teal'C, nonverbal as always, answered merely by stroking his fingers through Sam's hair.
"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Jack groaned, not entirely in despair.
"You're going to read all 50, aren't you?" She was stroking Teal'C now, eyes on his.
"Just be glad I'm not reading a bad romance novel." Daniel went back to his blowjob. "Then you'd get all kinds of heaving bosoms and eyes like limpid pools."
Jack's eyes crossed. Again.
Then Daniel stopped. Again.
"Hi, my name's Daniel. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!"
"Daniel, I'm going to scream it now. While I kill you. Slowly. Painfully."
"Now, now, Jack." Daniel kissed his way up the underside of Jack's cock, then sucked just the tip into his mouth and out again. Jack twitched. "It's your book."
Then he relented for a few moments of sheer bliss and Jack closed his eyes, one hand creeping down to Daniel's head, not trying to control, just clutching. Oh, God, he wanted to thrust fast into the hot-wet mouth, hard and fast and come already for God's sake, but Daniel was braced across his upper legs.
"It's an old book."
"It's still your book." This was punctuated with a long lick that made him tremble.
"I threw it away."
"It was still in the garage, Jack." This time, a slow suck that forced a whimper from Jack's throat.
There was no getting out of it. He was going to have to listen to all 50.
"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib."
"Hmmmm." Sam was only paying half-attention now. She slid down around Teal'C's cock and made a low noise, that satisfied sound of a woman being filled, the one that always made his dick stand up and pay attention if it wasn't already. And it usually was. Teal'C put his thumbs on her hips and began to move her back and forth, slowly, lightly.
"That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."
Sam's answering noise had nothing to do with the pickup line at all.
It was such a turn-on watching her, when Sam made love there was nothing else going on but her attention on you, on what you were doing. There was no sudden rolling over and remarking about the water stain on the ceiling with her. Sex was sacred. It could be funny as all hell, fast, dirty, even scared, but it was still sacred.
Her face was tight, nipples taut with pleasure, but Teal'C wasn't playing with them, just rolling the two of them together in a long, languid movement. Her hands covered his, lightly, head throwing back with each roll.
Even without Daniel giving him the Blowjob from Hell, pulling his balls into his mouth one at a time, a hand keeping him warm and aching, it was enough to get him seriously hot.
"Oh, god, Danny." Danny, please. Danny beautiful, Danny poetry in motion, keep your mouth on me stroking yes right there right there right th-- "Gah!"
Daniel was smirking, he could tell without even looking. "Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?"
Then Sam started giggling, shaking on top of Teal'C, who cracked a smile in response. "Daniel...I'm trying to have sex, here." Then she was laughing out loud. "Do you mind?"
The look she and Teal'C got back was Daniel at his mischevious best. "No." He said with perfect innocence, Jack's cock bobbing an inch from his nose. "Why should I?"
Then he turned his attention back to Jack's cock, darting a glance at his victim before resuming.
What the hell, Jack thought, whole body trembling now. His eyes really are like limpid pools.
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Pairing: OT4
Spoilers: none
Description: oh, whatever
50 lines guaranteed to pick up women
"What's your sign?"
"Ooooo, the classic." Sam was stroking Teal'C's skin with her palm. Not her fingers, her palm, running down his body in a complex circular pattern that meant something to her. Or nothing. She shoved the bedspread down and sat up to look at his body. "I love your skin," came her murmur as she worked with both hands now across the vast expanse of his body.
Teal'C, nonverbal as always, answered merely by stroking his fingers through Sam's hair.
"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Jack groaned, not entirely in despair.
"You're going to read all 50, aren't you?" She was stroking Teal'C now, eyes on his.
"Just be glad I'm not reading a bad romance novel." Daniel went back to his blowjob. "Then you'd get all kinds of heaving bosoms and eyes like limpid pools."
Jack's eyes crossed. Again.
Then Daniel stopped. Again.
"Hi, my name's Daniel. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!"
"Daniel, I'm going to scream it now. While I kill you. Slowly. Painfully."
"Now, now, Jack." Daniel kissed his way up the underside of Jack's cock, then sucked just the tip into his mouth and out again. Jack twitched. "It's your book."
Then he relented for a few moments of sheer bliss and Jack closed his eyes, one hand creeping down to Daniel's head, not trying to control, just clutching. Oh, God, he wanted to thrust fast into the hot-wet mouth, hard and fast and come already for God's sake, but Daniel was braced across his upper legs.
"It's an old book."
"It's still your book." This was punctuated with a long lick that made him tremble.
"I threw it away."
"It was still in the garage, Jack." This time, a slow suck that forced a whimper from Jack's throat.
There was no getting out of it. He was going to have to listen to all 50.
"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib."
"Hmmmm." Sam was only paying half-attention now. She slid down around Teal'C's cock and made a low noise, that satisfied sound of a woman being filled, the one that always made his dick stand up and pay attention if it wasn't already. And it usually was. Teal'C put his thumbs on her hips and began to move her back and forth, slowly, lightly.
"That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."
Sam's answering noise had nothing to do with the pickup line at all.
It was such a turn-on watching her, when Sam made love there was nothing else going on but her attention on you, on what you were doing. There was no sudden rolling over and remarking about the water stain on the ceiling with her. Sex was sacred. It could be funny as all hell, fast, dirty, even scared, but it was still sacred.
Her face was tight, nipples taut with pleasure, but Teal'C wasn't playing with them, just rolling the two of them together in a long, languid movement. Her hands covered his, lightly, head throwing back with each roll.
Even without Daniel giving him the Blowjob from Hell, pulling his balls into his mouth one at a time, a hand keeping him warm and aching, it was enough to get him seriously hot.
"Oh, god, Danny." Danny, please. Danny beautiful, Danny poetry in motion, keep your mouth on me stroking yes right there right there right th-- "Gah!"
Daniel was smirking, he could tell without even looking. "Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?"
Then Sam started giggling, shaking on top of Teal'C, who cracked a smile in response. "Daniel...I'm trying to have sex, here." Then she was laughing out loud. "Do you mind?"
The look she and Teal'C got back was Daniel at his mischevious best. "No." He said with perfect innocence, Jack's cock bobbing an inch from his nose. "Why should I?"
Then he turned his attention back to Jack's cock, darting a glance at his victim before resuming.
What the hell, Jack thought, whole body trembling now. His eyes really are like limpid pools.
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