Vengeful and Awake

[applecameron]

*grrrrrr*

Apparently, they're cutting down a tree in the courtyard. (Yesterday, I thought, "apparently, they're trimming a tree". Current data indicates this is no longer the case.) Said arbor is directly between my bedroom and my office windows and a couple meters from the apartment wall.

Chainsaw. 8 am. I retired for bed at 2 am after doing some web page checking for a friend of mine.

Just for the record? A chainsaw in the morning is worse than a gas-powered leafblower, which was both yesterday's and Monday's wake-up noise. All things, i.e., my bedtime, being equal.

I need a good, verbose, cussing language. English is too curt, I want something lyrical, where, may parasites gnaw your intestines from inside-out for a thousand years, or gods curse you with skin-devouring necrotic bacteria and a desperate mini-cam news crew is considered "a little short, but OK in a pinch".

Comments

Re: Not at all

[elke-tanzer.livejournal.com]

Well, I was kind of thinking about Klingon... but those insults are best backed up with sharp pointy curved weaponry. ;-)

Re: Not at all

[applecameron.livejournal.com]

I have those.

<-- points at icon and clears throat meaningfully.

Well, not curved, come to think of it.