Vengeful and Awake

[applecameron]

*grrrrrr*

Apparently, they're cutting down a tree in the courtyard. (Yesterday, I thought, "apparently, they're trimming a tree". Current data indicates this is no longer the case.) Said arbor is directly between my bedroom and my office windows and a couple meters from the apartment wall.

Chainsaw. 8 am. I retired for bed at 2 am after doing some web page checking for a friend of mine.

Just for the record? A chainsaw in the morning is worse than a gas-powered leafblower, which was both yesterday's and Monday's wake-up noise. All things, i.e., my bedtime, being equal.

I need a good, verbose, cussing language. English is too curt, I want something lyrical, where, may parasites gnaw your intestines from inside-out for a thousand years, or gods curse you with skin-devouring necrotic bacteria and a desperate mini-cam news crew is considered "a little short, but OK in a pinch".

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Re: OOooo! Teach me!

[tobiascharity.livejournal.com]

well, the bed of shit one is "pani dzieci byc przniĆ na od koryto rzeki ze gÓwno" and, phonetically, is said as "PAIN-ee de-ZEE-chee bike praise-NICHE nah ode CORY-toe raise-KEE zee GOW--no." and the ghosts and bastard sons one is difficult to type out but is said phonetically as "dike-NINE vat-ZIN-con ARCH-gown vart ut kon zach-VI-bike." fun stuff.

don't know where, online, you could learn other curses in Polish...these are from years of listening to my parents and grandparents curse.