Vengeful and Awake

[applecameron]

*grrrrrr*

Apparently, they're cutting down a tree in the courtyard. (Yesterday, I thought, "apparently, they're trimming a tree". Current data indicates this is no longer the case.) Said arbor is directly between my bedroom and my office windows and a couple meters from the apartment wall.

Chainsaw. 8 am. I retired for bed at 2 am after doing some web page checking for a friend of mine.

Just for the record? A chainsaw in the morning is worse than a gas-powered leafblower, which was both yesterday's and Monday's wake-up noise. All things, i.e., my bedtime, being equal.

I need a good, verbose, cussing language. English is too curt, I want something lyrical, where, may parasites gnaw your intestines from inside-out for a thousand years, or gods curse you with skin-devouring necrotic bacteria and a desperate mini-cam news crew is considered "a little short, but OK in a pinch".

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[tobiascharity.livejournal.com]

(followed this from therealjae's friends list. just letting you know from which point in the sky i dropped.)

Polish is a great language to curse in..."May your children rot in a bed of shit!" is my favorite, though "The ghosts of my fathers will haunt your bastard sons for all eternity" is really pretty when said in Polish. And some words are so gutteral that you spew saliva everywhere. don't know if you want that.

Spanish...you mostly just call them unpleasant body parts, ie scrotum or armpit or pubic hair.

OOooo! Teach me!

[applecameron.livejournal.com]

I like both of those. Where can I learn 'em proper, in Polish?

Re: OOooo! Teach me!

[tobiascharity.livejournal.com]

well, the bed of shit one is "pani dzieci byc przniĆ na od koryto rzeki ze gÓwno" and, phonetically, is said as "PAIN-ee de-ZEE-chee bike praise-NICHE nah ode CORY-toe raise-KEE zee GOW--no." and the ghosts and bastard sons one is difficult to type out but is said phonetically as "dike-NINE vat-ZIN-con ARCH-gown vart ut kon zach-VI-bike." fun stuff.

don't know where, online, you could learn other curses in Polish...these are from years of listening to my parents and grandparents curse.